OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!

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OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!

Post by Essence on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:24 am

So, playing Liam I did a scene and called it cookie time in which I was making cookies.

It ended with a Silver Fang Metis Wyrm frenzying and raping his Black Fury girlfriend with a chair leg.

Trust me when I say, put the ingredients down and back away slowly...
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Post by Rochambeau on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:26 am

............ that's fucked up.
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Post by Essence on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:27 am

Yeah, this led to his ultimate demise, but Liam's whole tale is best told over LOTS of booze.
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Post by Essence on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:28 am

Also, funny story, the Girl Scouts had signs all over time that said "Cookie Time!" and other players kept taking pictures of them and sending them to the player of the Silver Fang.
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Post by Rochambeau on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:32 am

Okay, that's awesome.

Did you get to check out that youtube link I posted earlier?
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Post by Essence on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:33 am

OOH! Good call!
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Post by Keith Lynch on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:37 am

I refuse to pack up my ingredients. There will be cookies DAMMIT!
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Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!

Post by Essence on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:38 am

IT'S GONNA END IN CHAIR RAPE!!
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Post by Keith Lynch on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:40 am

ROTFLMAO
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Post by Keith Lynch on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:41 am

fine NO COOKIES FOR YOU!!!
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Post by Essence on Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:42 am

I didn't want rape cookies anyway....
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Post by Rochambeau on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:03 am

>_<

This is what turned up on Google ImageSearch when I looked for "rape cookies."

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Post by Essence on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:04 am

I'll be in my bunk...
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Post by Kate Stein on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:33 am

I love you, Laura. When I say rape cookies, the first thing I thought was: "I must google this."
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Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!

Post by Essence on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:38 am

"Let's play 'which is a chip and which is a nipple...'"

Or

"Watch out for the yeast infection!"

Or

"The Pilsbury Dough Boy's hooker."

Or

"Her testimony states she was assaulted by a man with blue fur and googly eyes..."
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Post by Opens The Cage on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:42 am

I find that last statement highly unlikely. Cookie bras are a sometimes food.
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Post by Essence on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:43 am

^WIN
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Post by Peace-no-more on Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:35 pm

OMG, NWS!. That picture only reminded me of how hungry I am.
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Post by Opens The Cage on Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:39 pm

That is not work safe unless your job is at a model photography studio or a bakery.
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Post by ST Jonah on Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:46 pm

And yet another thing that slides through the work filter....
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Post by Kate Stein on Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:48 pm

Jonah, you are not allowed to look at that picture.
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Post by Opens The Cage on Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:58 pm

ST Jonah wrote:And yet another thing that slides through the work filter....

Your work filter is about as effective as asking hobos to get a job.
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Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!

Post by Essence on Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:02 pm

Kate Walker wrote:Jonah, you are not allowed to look at that picture.

Do it, Jonah...you're not going to let a little thing like permission stand in your way of dunking those delicious desserts, are you?

Chips Ahoy, INDEED.

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Post by Peace-no-more on Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:03 pm

College Frats to use a condom?
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Post by Peace-no-more on Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:03 pm

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooookie Crisp! ::Howls::
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