OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!
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Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!
OMG! Noooooo!!! My brother is not allowed!
Kate Stein- Posts : 5310
Join date : 2010-08-25
Age : 32
Location : Lima, Ohio
Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!
C is for cookie! That's good enough for me! Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!
What other delicious words start with C?!?
What other delicious words start with C?!?
Essence- Posts : 1492
Join date : 2011-04-09
Age : 37
Location : Lima, OH
Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!
Carrot Cake
Customer Service
Chocolate Pie
Conference Calls
Customer Service
Chocolate Pie
Conference Calls
ST Jonah- Storyteller
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Join date : 2010-08-27
Location : The Echoes of Your Thoughts
Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!
GOOD!
And if you go to a strip club, you'll need some of these C words too!
-Cash
-Credit
-Criminal background
-Cavalier attitude about nudity
-Disinfectant
And if you go to a strip club, you'll need some of these C words too!
-Cash
-Credit
-Criminal background
-Cavalier attitude about nudity
-Disinfectant
Essence- Posts : 1492
Join date : 2011-04-09
Age : 37
Location : Lima, OH
Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!
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I love this thread, and the fact that his list of "c" words ended with "disinfectant."
I love this thread, and the fact that his list of "c" words ended with "disinfectant."
Autumn Razor- Posts : 965
Join date : 2010-09-26
Age : 37
Location : Cleveland
Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!
According to Jonah, "C" works for "disinfectant". But only if the disinfectant is "C*nt Cleaner".
Kate Stein- Posts : 5310
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Age : 32
Location : Lima, Ohio
Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!
That's what I assumed he was talking about.
Anselm Walker- Posts : 736
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Age : 33
Location : Lima, OH
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True comedy is implication without flat out going vulgar.
Essence- Posts : 1492
Join date : 2011-04-09
Age : 37
Location : Lima, OH
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After reading this, I came across the perfect picture. I also learned that coffee through the nostrils, while comical to my cubemate, stings like a mofo. LoL
Vivian Murphy- Posts : 439
Join date : 2011-04-04
Age : 30
Location : Over the Hills and Far Away...
Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!
...WOW.
Through the work filter it went, too!
Through the work filter it went, too!
Essence- Posts : 1492
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Age : 37
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Hahaha...silly work filter, thinking Febreze must be an innocent topic!
Vivian Murphy- Posts : 439
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Age : 30
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Right?!?
Honestly, though, if my work filter actually judged intent and subtext I wouldn't get any of what you people post...
Honestly, though, if my work filter actually judged intent and subtext I wouldn't get any of what you people post...
Essence- Posts : 1492
Join date : 2011-04-09
Age : 37
Location : Lima, OH
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Most filters aren't very good at analyzing picture content. But rather than go into a technical monologue, I'll stop there.
Opens The Cage- Posts : 394
Join date : 2011-01-15
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XD
... XXD
... XXD
Autumn Razor- Posts : 965
Join date : 2010-09-26
Age : 37
Location : Cleveland
Re: OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!
Keep laughing. Instead of cleaning my house tonight like I should I will be surfing medical websites for technical terms for sexual functions.
Essence- Posts : 1492
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Age : 37
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Autumn Razor- Posts : 965
Join date : 2010-09-26
Age : 37
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Also, let us know what your wife says to you cruising the internet looking up sex terms.
Rochambeau- Posts : 701
Join date : 2011-03-27
Age : 30
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^ For sure!
"Umm...why are you looking up the healing properties of sperm?"
"Umm...why are you looking up the healing properties of sperm?"
Vivian Murphy- Posts : 439
Join date : 2011-04-04
Age : 30
Location : Over the Hills and Far Away...
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@Laura - My wife is well aware of what I NORMALLY look at on the internet, so looking at it from a medical standpoint will likely just confuse the hell out of her.
On the bright side she could misunderstand and buy a nurse's outfit.
Happiest. Misinterpretation. Ever.
On the bright side she could misunderstand and buy a nurse's outfit.
Happiest. Misinterpretation. Ever.
Essence- Posts : 1492
Join date : 2011-04-09
Age : 37
Location : Lima, OH
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XXD
You win again, Crystal.
And Wasta, keep up that optimism, buddy.
You win again, Crystal.
And Wasta, keep up that optimism, buddy.
Rochambeau- Posts : 701
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Age : 30
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The world is wonderful and filled with rainbows and fresh chocolate chip cookies.
Essence- Posts : 1492
Join date : 2011-04-09
Age : 37
Location : Lima, OH
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No, no, Laura. You & Karla win, with this hilarious sexual explanation thread. And now with Wasta participating...
"Hey Doc, can you prescribe some orgasms for our friend, here?"
"Hey Doc, can you prescribe some orgasms for our friend, here?"
Vivian Murphy- Posts : 439
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