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OH GOD NOT COOKIE TIME!!

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Post by Kate Stein Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:07 pm

OMG! Noooooo!!! My brother is not allowed!
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Post by Essence Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:08 pm

C is for cookie! That's good enough for me! Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!

What other delicious words start with C?!?

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Post by ST Jonah Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:11 pm

Carrot Cake
Customer Service
Chocolate Pie
Conference Calls
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Post by Essence Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:15 pm

GOOD!

And if you go to a strip club, you'll need some of these C words too!

-Cash
-Credit
-Criminal background
-Cavalier attitude about nudity
-Disinfectant

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Post by Autumn Razor Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:33 am

...

I love this thread, and the fact that his list of "c" words ended with "disinfectant."
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Post by Essence Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:33 am

Very Happy
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Post by Kate Stein Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:47 am

According to Jonah, "C" works for "disinfectant". But only if the disinfectant is "C*nt Cleaner".
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Post by Anselm Walker Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:52 am

That's what I assumed he was talking about.
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Post by Essence Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:05 pm

True comedy is implication without flat out going vulgar. Smile
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Post by Vivian Murphy Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:15 pm

After reading this, I came across the perfect picture. I also learned that coffee through the nostrils, while comical to my cubemate, stings like a mofo. LoL


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Post by Essence Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:20 pm

...WOW.

Through the work filter it went, too!
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Post by Vivian Murphy Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:26 pm

Hahaha...silly work filter, thinking Febreze must be an innocent topic!
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Post by Essence Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:28 pm

Right?!?

Honestly, though, if my work filter actually judged intent and subtext I wouldn't get any of what you people post...
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Post by Opens The Cage Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:36 pm

Most filters aren't very good at analyzing picture content. But rather than go into a technical monologue, I'll stop there.
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Post by Autumn Razor Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:00 pm

XD



... XXD
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Post by Essence Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:03 pm

Keep laughing. Instead of cleaning my house tonight like I should I will be surfing medical websites for technical terms for sexual functions.
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Post by Rochambeau Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:05 pm

^Win.
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Post by Autumn Razor Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:10 pm

XD
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Post by Rochambeau Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:15 pm

Also, let us know what your wife says to you cruising the internet looking up sex terms. Very Happy
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Post by Vivian Murphy Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:35 pm

^ For sure!

"Umm...why are you looking up the healing properties of sperm?"
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Post by Essence Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:39 pm

@Laura - My wife is well aware of what I NORMALLY look at on the internet, so looking at it from a medical standpoint will likely just confuse the hell out of her.

On the bright side she could misunderstand and buy a nurse's outfit.

Happiest. Misinterpretation. Ever.

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Post by Rochambeau Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:40 pm

XXD

You win again, Crystal.

And Wasta, keep up that optimism, buddy. Very Happy
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Post by Essence Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:42 pm

The world is wonderful and filled with rainbows and fresh chocolate chip cookies.
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Post by Rochambeau Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:43 pm

^Like.
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Post by Vivian Murphy Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:47 pm

No, no, Laura. You & Karla win, with this hilarious sexual explanation thread. Very Happy And now with Wasta participating...

"Hey Doc, can you prescribe some orgasms for our friend, here?"
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