Every Male PC in Heartland

^ LIKE. Also, truth. The density of the male species is proportionate to the evil of the female of the species. Some suspect that the male adapted this as a way to combat the evil, but the evil has since mutated past the density's ability to combat. Unfortunately, the state of being thick in the head keeps the male species from realizing this.

This will be the cause of the extinction of the human race.

I'm with Kasey on this. Women are horrid creatures and I typically prefer to hang out with males due to less drama and they don't hold grudges near as long. lol. I have a few exceptions for some women here in Cleveland, though. lol

You know I rarely actually open those links that lead off the forum. I guess that would have been a good idea in this case.

lol. It's pretty awesome.

^^^You get cookies this weekend. Seriously. Not only was it LOL-worthy but you have stroked my massive man crush on John Cusack.

I'd love cookies, but unfortunately won't be present this weekend as I'm going home to Indy for my birthday.

Found this, laughed hysterically and totally had to share! XD

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
JOKES - Differences Between Men and Woman

1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

4. Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.

5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

^ LIKELIKELIKE OMG, I LOVE. This made me laugh so hard, and it was just when I needed it! Thanks Stephanie!