Every Male PC in Heartland

Aaaaaand the player of the local Fury is incapacitated with laughter now.

^ Agreed!

Dog houses are like cages except they're already open.

OtC will still tear it to bits if you put him in one.

I kinda wish OtC was in the bar with Essence and Keith...he would be so confused...

Found this, nearly fell out of my chair laughing and had to share! XD

^^ LOL ^Laughed so hard I almost died.

I'm having waaayyy too much fun ripping on my own gender...

Women are evil. As someone who has dated my own sex, I endorse this fully. It's the estrogen.

lol. Mine is from my own experience working between three classrooms with all female teachers and teacher's aides with their behavior and stories revolving around men. Some of em' are downright ruthless!

Psh, Amber you don't have to have dated women to know they's evil bitches. It's a fact of life. They need to be chained to the kitchen, they've gotten out of control.

^ *snickers* No, but dating one, I have had the experience of being on the receiving end of evil. Besides, every woman knows they have the evil bitch inside them. Some just do better at hiding it.

Chaining bitches to a kitchen is not going to help. Because if she's truly evil, she'll just end up blowing your house to kingdom come...with you in it.

Some do better at hiding it, but there are some who are also better at taming it. :p

Steph, you are my hero.

Mathematical Proof That Women Are Evil:

1.) A successful relationship with a woman is a product of the time and money invested into it:

Women = Time * Money

2.) Time is Money

Time = Money

3.) Substituting for Time into Equation 1 gives us:

Women = Money * Money
Women = Money^2

4.) Money is the root of all Evil

Money = sqrt(Evil)

5.) Substituting for Money into Equation 3 gives us:

Women = sqrt(Evil)^2
Women = Evil

Jay is a Nerd.

Jay = Nerd

Oh hey look at all the cool stuff happening AS FAR AWAY FROM THIS CONVERSATION AS I CAN POSSIBLY GET!

A girl already beat you to the punch Jay.

You don't have to date a girl to be on the receive her evil. Girls are especially terrible to each other, this is a known fact.

True. I hate more females more than guys.

Only bad things will come of me posting in this thread.

LOVE YOU LADIES! (honest...)

Take me with you!!!

Thank you guys for a much needed laugh today. Women are evil, and men are incomprehensibly dense. This is just the way of things. I accept my evilness, usually try to keep it in check, and have nigh-infinite patience with the stupidity and unrivaled ability to frustrate that some men seem to possess.

The giggles keep the evil at bay. Gratitude. I haz it.