Essence and Lexaea

I am further amused everyone thinks they died in one another's arms. They died a foot from one another, Lex reaching to Mother's Touch him.

Less Romeo and Juliet, more John Woo.

Not only that, but you both got shanked by other Gaian Garou. One mindfucked, the other in Wyrm Frenzy.

This, as well, is true.

*laughs* Seriously, if they want to propogate the "They died in one another's arms" thing, I'm okay with this. Because I'm going to internally giggle when I see the reactions. This will make people cry when it's told. *nods* Yes. Yes. Do it! Matt, do your admirable Galliard thing, and spin this! We'll tally each person who cries, and for every two...I will owe you a drink!

Christian doesn't count.

The big baby.

Do I get drinks for every instance of tears I caused this weekend too? If so, it is going to be expensive for y'all.

Sure, if by drinks you mean jabs in the kidneys.

^ What he said.

^^Thirded.

Christian totally saw how far apart they died. But their bodies rested together in the Homelands together .

Exactly. Though, I'm sorry, everything leading up to that? Totally Romeo and Juliet. Totally and completely. So, propaganda for the win. Nick, you need to use that line, though. "They're resting together in the Homelands now. They can be together now." Do it! Use it! Make them cry!!!

Together they shall rest forever together.

I'll say in my tale how she reached to save the one she loved only to be cut down by the wicked blade of the Silver Fang. Or maybe not those exact words...

Essence wakes up and looks around.

"Oh come ON!"

He sees Lex.

"Well, that's better."

The first Garou comes up to him as an Ancestor Spirit and asks what they should do.

"Go get a normal job and run as fast and as far from this life as possible!"

Essence gets taken away by Unicorn to be told how to act like an Ancestor Spirit.

The Cadillac of Kinfolk finally broke down.

OH SNAP, SON!

^ LOVE!

How very Shadow Lord of you. Yes! Do it! Oh, I'm watching the drama. Christian is finally telling Kana...I am so gleeful, at the moment.

Wasta, that is so true of Essence. So totally true. Then Unicorn goes, "Right. So, I'm makiing sure you two (Lex and Essence) go to the same person." Because, deep inside, not only is Unicorn a true romantic, but I think she'd also like the comedy that ensues from that.

Essence and Lex are going to be recycled into Twins. You can love your brother, just not "love" your brother.

That poor, poor fucking Garou.

Lex: "Okay, now that Essence is gone, and I love him dearly, let me tell you what you should ACTUALLY do..."

Essence: "I HEARD THAT! You're going to tell him to fuck up his life with magic!"

Lex: "Shut up! You were a Garou for, like, an hour!"

Essence: "And look where it got me!"

*Garou cub kills himself with silver*

Both of them at one another: "LOOK WHAT YOU DID!"

^LOL

Sick. sick, sick,sick....


I approve. We're twisted. And also...ROFLMAO. That is totally true. But, they in true L&E fashion, make up by day's end and move on to torment the next Cub. Only, they don't realize they're tormenting, because otherwise it would destroy the softhearted two.

I'm just sad I don't get to have the interaction with Essence as a cub.

::One year later::
Essence: Am I ready for Cliath yet?
Christian: ....Nope, not ready. Try again later.

And for that, you get the song I was going to put on Essence's new soundtrack but, listening to it, I should have known was going to get him killed.

Okay, it's mostly cause I enjoy making people cry.

https://youtu.be/mK3_-BrYGg4

Dammit. And damn you. Teared up...AGAIN. Why must you do that? Goddess above.

This is all I have to do till my new character is approved.

*covers her face* Great. So, you're going to post shit that will make me tear up. Damn. It. All. I'm gonna start the tally, and everytime I cry, I'm biting you. You're warned.

Bring out the razors and lemon juice. XD