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Please. For the love of God. Get new hobbies.

I don't see how you can think it's fun. Writing with other people, trying to tell stories? There are no good stories anymore. It's all been done before. Clearly, Anselm Skywalker is going to choke out Queen Cadence before popping out Kate and Ryan Skywalker and giving them to creepy old Melena Kenobi to raise for a while.

See? See how that happened?

Look. I'm not responsible for all of this if you guys keep wanting to think you're having fun. There's no accounting for taste, anyway.

Tiger blood.

Does our charter have a provision for eliminating Storyteller facetiousness? Or are we just stuck with it for all time?

I think you have to strike me.

Oh, I will strike you. I have learned that my name is a killing word.

Sounds like he just wants a beating...and the pic...ROFLMAO.

Justin, the picture of the pug (while succeeding in making me quietly squee at work) will not distract me from using The Tooth.

That is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. We need to do this. Friday.

Buckle your kidneys up. I'm doin' that.

Right, so prepare for a bunch of hangovers come Saturday. You're all insane.

This is going to be the best Friday before game ever.

I watched Repo last night. The grave robber will stealz your spice!

I'll be the guy sitting there laughing at you and possibly calling the ambulance when alochol poisoning sets in.

Maybe.

Justin and I are too hardcore to need an ambulance.

You're not hardcore unless you can talk the EMTs into drinking too.

I accept your challenge, good sir.

I'll be drunk five seconds into the movie won't I?

Yes. We will just give you some chocolate milk.

Don't drink the chocolate milk!

I'm skeptical of this chocolate milk. It'll make me even drunker than drunk...

Anya is going to get drunk on drank.

I want to get drünk on dränch!

Dunk the Danish Drunk Drinking Dranch?

Danke, Danke.

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