True Facts about Heartland Alliance (Tomorrow)

As some possible plot teasers and what not, I have decided to compile a list so you know what to expect tomorrow.


- We will be utilizing the new house rule: "If you lick it, it's yours." This concept comes into play due to the whole unbalancing rank system that Garou has. Consider it a new tenant in the Litany.
- A mandatory fee of $20.00 per person will be collected as a one time only fee. This money will go towards the Center for Americanized Solar Houses. This is a research center that will assist in bringing free energy to Vega. Please make checks out to C.A.S.H.
- We will be transitioning you all over to KoE stories. As many people have Garou, this will mean that your PCs will die. You will be given build points and don't worry, two caerns will fall without discussion.
- If you're a ginger, you will be removed from the premises. Daywalkers too.
- First one to leave the toilet seat up at Vega will indeed become Heartland's new CM.

True Story.

Signed,
Justin & Fuzzy

Why do things live in the Litany? What are the Litany's rental rates? Why does the sun shine?

You can rent out your own space in the litany for the small price of $45.95 a month. Visa or MasterCard only.

The sun shines because one time when jesus decided to get out of jail and needed a bright light he threw his lighter in the air against a billboard that said 'got milk' and while screaming at the top of his lungs it exploded into a fiery ball of crazy.

And it lives in the litany because it's not actually part of the litany. duhhh.

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, like a giant nuclear furnace.

Also, it's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

OK, I want to become a tenant of the Litany as well, then!

Trick question. The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma. Tsk tsk.

There is no trick questions when you use the power of your imagination! Mwa-ha-ha!

Thank you for signing up to be a tenant of the Litany. You will find your complimentry soap, shampoo, partially used razor, and half eaten towel stored below your bibleless dresser holding your 1970's TV.

... And the charcoal...?

It's free! Didn't you know that? You only have to endure curry at midnight.

As this is the case please don't mind me as I will be spending the first thirty minutes of game licking all the money.

Also. I too would like to be a tenant of the litany, but I kinda wanna replace the whole eating human flesh thing. I mean, seriously, who does that?

Ohh wait. The filthy Red Talons...

Licking money? You're going to be the next case on Dr. House.

No Stormies Allowed!

^ THIS.

What's a Stormie?

The character from Sealab 2021?

@ Ahhhhhneeeee

Look, just cause you eat babies doesn't give you the right to be all uppity.

Silly Lupus.