This needs to stop...

Little sisters and brothers of longtime grade school best friends need to stop getting old enough to go to college. Especially when I remember her being in second grade.

Not cool, dammit.

>.< Meh.

Ooooolllllldddddd. There, I said it.

*singsongs* Jeeeeeerrrrrrk.

Yeah. I said that.

Rofl.

I had a sixteen year old girl hit on me at a party the other day. Her mother came over and told her I was 14 years older than her and she needed to leave me alone...

OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =.....(

My cousin was born when I was a freshman in high school. He is starting his first year of college.

Another moment of feeling old hit me today. Two children of my mother's best friend, both of which I watched be born, and babysat for most of their early childhood. Her girl, Allie is now a sophmore in high school. I found that out...and I wanted to cry.

Damn kids need to stop making me feel old.

As a sidenote...an eighteen year old prompted me two days ago to quote Denis Leary at him..."You're 18 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOUR PANTS."

It was satisfying. And yet, the kid wasn't old enough to get the joke...>.<

I sang Motown Philly to my wife and she didn't even know who Boyz II Men were...

*facepalms* Sad. Sad, sad, sad.

*tucks face away and hides*

Merf.

The girl I babysat when I was 14 got her masters degree this year. I am fucking old