Christian makes me giggle.

You were still talking about the Angel comment and I was talking about raping the thread.

Ah ha. I see the lines crossing..maybe kinda like my eyes right now. *snerk* Yeak, all I can say is this...if that had been a comment to my own angel comment, that would have very suggestive. O.O

Very, very true.

...let us never speak of this again.

Deal. *whistles*

*looks at EM thread then back to you expectedly*

*flaps hands* Yeah, yeah. Gimme a little bit. I just finished my dinner, dammit.

Ha! I'm making this a habit, it appears.

*shakes head.*

I'm going to go back to making pasta salad.

You have fun with that. I'm going to let my food digest.

RP tease.

Oh, honey...you ain't seen nothin' yet.

I'll take "Terrified Yet Aroused" for $500, Alex.

*laughs* Good answer.

*bows* I have been trained well.

That sounds dsitinctly un-vanilla for a guy who claims to BE vanilla.

Very cute. I will talk about my time dating a submissive masochist who was a top from the bottom, but only over drinks.

That sounds like a good story, and I think I'd be driven to drink too. Submissives who top from the bottom: poorly trained submissives. If you wanna switch, do so. But, dammit...do it right.

I'm done now. The above is secretly one of my peeves. Well, not so secretly now, it appears.

It would appear.

The whole experience showed me exactly where my place was in that scene - not in it at all.

Ya know, it's okay to leave them guessing, but not about that. Great way to fuck someone up in their head. Reason I hate that behavior is simple. Too many people equate that behavior with being a switch, and it gets us a bad reputation.

You say, "I'm a switch." and people snicker, recoil, or give you a superior look. Because obviously, you've been ill trained, and can't do either well. All because of people like that.

endrant/

Wasta, we should go out and have drinks. This sounds like an interesting story.

This is a truthful fact.

Also, I realize this is one of those times where as an open book I probably should have moved this conversation to a PM to not weird everyone else out...

There may be a few weirded out. But you are talking about the people who were posting kinky, kinky slash all over the damn forum. I don't think they're will be that many

You have a point.

Also: top of the page again.

And what a post to have top of page LOL!

And besides, I don't think one person who has met me IRL on this forum, couldn't have made their guesses that I'm not vanilla. I don't know if it's the fact that, one of the CbN goers needed a whip, and she asked me if I had one to lend. She called it a very educated guess. I laughed. A lot.

My wife is doing some research for a Toreador actually, do you mind if she emails you some questions?