Attention everyone.

Christian was deflowered.

That is all.

Anya, get on writing that scene for me.

So the Silas/Christian scene finally happened. Was it just as Justin described it? Suit and Scotch and everything?

Was "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" playing in the background?

Remember when Silas Electroshocked Christian and this happened....

And then Christian was like



And then Kate took this picture of the happy couple.



((I can keep going...))

Then Wope flew through on a jetpack and high fived everyone, for he too, just had sex.

Put a bag on my head, still counts!

OMg WOPE!

I'm pretty sure someone owes somebody some money since Christian lost his V-Card before Rain did. I'm calling in my ticket!

It took a a coordinated attack from both Christian's tribe, and the Glass walker (to include an Elder), to get him to clean his pipes.

Someone, somewhere succeeded in a rank challenge.

^Like.

^^ Double like

He left with three women. He totally didn't go through with it. I disbelieve *grins*

You'll never know . Personally, I think he tagged them all like it was a business, to include a high five from Anselm, Silas, and Unicorn.

See here please:

https://heartlandalliance.forumotion.com/t408p30-joining-you-all#4742

That was horrible. Totally disappointed in you. I thought we were friends.

That's what you get for thinking.

Oh yeah? Penis. Vagina. Clitoris.

Not at work. Don't care.

But you wiiiiill be.

I could make a dozen jokes about your tiny penis since you've decided to put it in your signature for all to see but I really don't think I need to say much more than that.

I'm very proud of my tiny penis. I've never had complaints yet.

To your face, at least.

Ba-zing!

It's hard to hear complaints about a service no one uses.