Attention, Ryan.

^ <3

Despite all of that, I'd still move there...
The amount of females to the amount of males there is way high.
I think it's something like 1 dude for every 3 chicks.
Freaking awesome...

Also, when we are sitting in some afterlife, and the dude next to you is like "yeah I died from cancer." and you're like "I died from freaking sharks with freaking Lasers on their freaking heads...." how cool will that be?

"How'd you die?"

"Oh, bus accident. How'd you die?"

"Oh, fire ants. How'd you die?"

"IN THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE! OH MY GOD!"

"Where're my 'Pocky's at? High-five, 'Pockies!"

This thread is full of win. I'm laughing so hard right now. Yeah, Apocalypse death beats all.

How so? Billions of people will die in the Apocalypse...
Only a hand full of people in the history of the world will get to die by Sharks with Freakin Lasers on their heads...
Apocalypse deaths will be so passe in hell within like 20 minutes, while Sharks will be classic for all eternity..and when you're being tortured for all of eternity some variety goes a long way!

FOR LAURA.. heres your pocky!

... w... okay... *Head tilt.*

Awwww!!!! Morning Musume!!!

This thread gets the Australian Tourism Board Seal of Approval.

Granted, it's just a boomerang made out a Fosters can, but the tourists love it.

This ones for pouring the beers, but close enough. (It's a tap handle).

^Win.