Joining you all

^Very correct

Smut peddlar? Is she gtting paid now?

Please send the ST crew an email if you want to get access to the slash section of the board.

heartland-alliance-sts(at)googlegroups.com

Please accompany this with your preferred pairing.

Wait, you were serious about a -- ?

I shouldn't be as surprised or as horrified as I am... I really shouldn't.

I'll make the public request that my characters not be involved in any of this.

^LOL..Justin just got the same chat message, pretty much.

And I've learned the truth behind the aforementioned porographic dreamscape. And, Jesus, I wish I wasn't so curious.

Chris. Too late.

Am I getting paid for this? I'm all right with that I think...

Anya, as your totem I haven't made any demands. They have been suggestions...

But they've been very persuasive suggestions..

As long as the first slash fiction isn't Christian and Silas.

Anya, perhaps you can work on some Christian and Silas fiction. I feel that it would be quite...enlightening.

You, ma'am, are a bad influence.

I approve.

You approve? Good. Why don't you and I take a little walk down this long, curving ramp?

Things will look a little dark, but eventually your eyes will adjust. Just ignore the strong copper smell. We are just collecting pennies down here.

Yes oh mighty Totem!

It was the morning after. The room was an absolute mess. It was clear that a party had occurred here last night. When Christian woke he looked around for the pretty girls that had dragged him off giggling the other night. Sadly they weren't anywhere to be found. When he started to completely take stock of his surroundings he realized that he was tied up spread eagled on the bed. His legs had been pulled up near to his ears and secured directly to the headboard. He'd realize in an instant that somewhere along the way he'd become devoid of his clothing.

"You just couldn't do it, could you Christian? Three perfectly willing girls and you started crying about the one girl you can never have. Well, now it's time for me to take matters in my own hands. Let me help you Christian. I want to help you learn to be a better man..."

Christian started to scream as Silas moved onto the bed...

"Want more? It could be yours for just four easy installments of 19.95! Click here NOW!"

Goddamn it Anya! Keep it contained on the other side! *walks off, paying her supplies of brain soap haven't run out*

Anya, that was horrible. I thought we were friends. Obviously, Justin hasn't learned you properly. I blame him for your misgivings.

Wow....umm...WOW.

So, this went from the "hi, I'm joining your game" thread to the "TMI" thread.

I would ask that I am left out o the slash but...well, it'll become apparent when you met Liam.

-Wasta

Every thread not started by a Red Talon becomes a TMI thread. Didn't you look at any of the other OOC threads?

I did but my eyes started to cross and I began having dreams that involved Fran Drescher...not to mention I had an erection that lasted over 5 hours so my doctor recommended I discontinue use.

-Wasta

@ Liam - Everyone is doing slash with kin. I'll be your first on this message board if ya want. lol

Anya, your next mission will be...Glory and Marks the Mud.

@Kate - Liam is...complicated right now. I'm sure it'll happen once he's introduced. I'm still trying to prod my game to get that to happen. And to let Justin's Kinfolk out of purgatory.

-Wasta

Jonah's kinfolk, and now technically mine too I think? I'm confused. We went to rescue Jesse from Liam's sept's evil clutches! (read: purgatory)

Yay telephone!

So I hear. Just as long as everyone knows that I called 'dibs', it'll be fine. :-p

Justin's kinfolk? I thought Jonah was stuck there?

Kuhane will be so crushed!!

Look here, Anya. Kate needs to keep up appearances. If she keeps "hooking up" with human guys, people are going to start thinking they are all Canadian.