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Seriously...what the fuck is wrong with you people? 135 views on DeGualle, and he WAS JUST POSTED? I mean, I can maybe understand Daddy Walker. Costener is epic...but he's been up for awhile...WTF?

What's wrong with you, lady?! That's Alan Rickman. Alan. F'ing. Rickman. Let's just plaster an infinity symbol for views and call it a day.

Alan Rickman made Glory's grandpa wear diapers.

Uly: "You're on your own now, Glory. I can't bring myself to oppose him. I'm giving him the GPS coordinates to Gaia's Gateways as I type."

LOL, you crack me up, Chris. Believe it or not...I actually understand. And I'm helping...he needs to beat Natalya. Even if the bastard fucked with my grandfather...*mutters*

Natalya: "Well, I'm a badass. I think..."

deGaulle: "AVADA KEDAVRA!"

*level up*

Nah, Crucio first, babe. Crucio first. Then Avada Kedavra. Yeah, I'm twisted. *slinks off*

If Alan Rickman is of the Wyrm, I will be doing a tango with him down the Spiral. On my back.

*drools*

So, somehow I knew that about you, Kasey...and I may be right there beside you.

Ditto!

3 on one...that's a party. And down goes another thread...ya know it has become unavoidable. Every ingle thread finds it's way toward some sort of...nevermind.

And now my hand is tired..

You know which thread isn't perved up? The one about people staring at genitals in the Vega house. That one's stayed clean so far.

...the one about genitals isn't perved up...Anya, get on that! Fix it! It should be perved. And invest in a vibrator, darlin'. Then your hand only ends up numb. Tired hands sucks.

But... Alan Rickman...

Alan Rickman...and a bullet. The bullet goes longer than your hand will....

Amber!!

No fair making me blush through the internet!

But, it's fun. And so easy! *cackles*

Yes. The one about genitals at Vega isn't perved up. And somehow that's the only one work won't let me see.

I'm gonna put "BUY CHEAPE$T VIAGRA NOW" in my signature now, so that you get locked out of every thread I post in. I'm also going to become beta Master of Challenge as soon as I rank so I have a reason to post in every thread you do.

I don't like you anymore.

Now I like him even more.

Of course you do.

That...is really horrible...Though I think you may need to post phallus, or some of the far more naughty words to get him locked out. I should stop now, shouldn't I? Sorry Matt

I hate you all a little bit.

I can post from work. There's 2 guys that manage the proxy filter there. One of them is me. It was repurposed into a network file share a while ago. So, yeah, I do what I want.

But really, I want to know why 'phallus' is a filtered word. Yes, it's a synonym for 'cock', one you'd use when you want an artsy way of saying 'schlong', but I've never seen anything pornographic use the term in place of 'dick'. Something about having too many syllables for the typical attention span of something attempting to masturbate. It has two, which I figured was one more than would work, but then again 'Rickman" has 2 as well, so perhaps my theory was flawed.

Ok.

I like you again.