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Post by Opens The Cage on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:41 am

6/21: No howling in the house. Especially when others are asleep.

6/28: *enters house full of sleeping people* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

What's the garou glyph for hypocrite?
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Autumn Razor on Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:27 am

A) You did it because your character doesn't understand pack mind link or the idea of being inconsiderate, obviously.

B) I did it because there is a very serious emergency that everyone needs to be aware of that involves a member of the sept being killed.

Any questions?
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Vanessa Carter on Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:51 am

Hehe, Natural 20 on a water dwelling mammal.

Hippocrit. Lawl
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:03 am

This is just another example of the systematic oppression that exists against the red talon tribe and lupus in general. You see, the homid man be tryin' to keep us down, but what he doesn't know is that the lupus revolution is gonna come one day, and all the lupus are gonna rise up to smack down their oppressors.

We didn't land on the questing stone! The questing stone landed on us!!!!



Also this:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:32 am

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Re: Double Standards

Post by Lexaea on Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:13 am

^^That is FUCKING hilarious. *love*
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Essence on Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:35 am

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Re: Double Standards

Post by Misha on Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:47 pm

....Wasta, seriously, are you a superhero? Where do you find these things?
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Essence on Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:52 pm

I'm Googleman.

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Re: Double Standards

Post by Griffin Defoe on Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:00 pm

Red Talons: Nobody loves you. Return to Canada immediately.
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Opens The Cage on Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:04 pm

Makes-Insides-Outside wrote:This is just another example of the systematic oppression that exists against the red talon tribe and lupus in general. You see, the homid man be tryin' to keep us down, but what he doesn't know is that the lupus revolution is gonna come one day, and all the lupus are gonna rise up to smack down their oppressors.

We didn't land on the questing stone! The questing stone landed on us!!!!

My strong wolf brother is speaking the Word, and the Word is Urge. That Primal Urge that pulls you to living in harmony with the world. The Word is Gnosis. The wisdom of the spirits and their plans for your life. Griffon's talons pointing into your mind and guiding your thoughts. The Word is Rage. The force of our anger, bottled up under pressure applied by the homids, breaking the lid of the jar they put us in, lashing back out at them, putting them into their place in the wild.

Can I get an amen? Can I get a howl-lelujah?
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Essence on Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:16 pm

Opens The Cage wrote:Can I get a howl-lelujah?

This was win. I laughed in my cubicle.
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Kuhane on Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:37 pm

Seriously, who're ya gonna listen to? The wolf? Or the man named after the Totem?
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Opens The Cage on Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:42 pm

No homid is named after Griffin, King of Beasts and Birds. Homids stole the name, tried to domesticate it, make it safe for all the homid child stories. The children of the totem, the Red Talons, we should take the name back. We should ALL be Griffin in name, and in deed. Show the homids who Griffin is and is not, and Griffin is not a homid born human sympathizer.
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Peace-no-more on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:14 pm

Sorry, I don't speak Dover, Fido, French, or whatever the hell you're saying. Did Timmy fall down the well? Do you need more bacon?? I'm not understanding ya here.
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Griffin Defoe on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:27 pm

Something about... Snausages?
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Essence on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:33 pm

D'aaaaw! Who's a good boy?!? WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!?
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Kuhane on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:35 pm

He's gonna bite youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Opens The Cage on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:38 pm

I will not take this pandering, condescending... wait, bacon? Bacon? Bacon bacon? Where's the bacon? You said you have bacon. Where bacon? Down this road? The one that turns to the left the entire way until you get to the middle? Ok. Why do you keep bacon in the center of this funny curve, and why do I have to walk the whole way instead of going straight through? Silly humans do silly things with bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Gonna do my little lupus bacon dance because I'm gonna get bacon aww yeah.
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:59 pm

This thread is pure win.

Panda Likey.
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Essence on Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:17 pm

Here's your bacon!

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Re: Double Standards

Post by Opens The Cage on Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:48 pm

A: Bacon bra. Gluttony and lust mixed together in perfection. Raw bacon too, the way wolves prefer.

B: Dammit, another OOC thread turned to smut.
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:02 pm

Smut Thread?!

Smut Thread.

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Re: Double Standards

Post by Lexaea on Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:23 pm

Okay, y'all had me laughing my ass off...until it turned to smut. Not as much funny after that. The bacon/lupus reaction WAS however, priceless. Absolutely priceless.
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:29 pm

Okay, so no smut thread then?

I can fix this...

Spiderman Thread.

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