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Post by Gabrielle on Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:04 am

It's Gabrielle's birthday!! WOO!! It's her favorite holiday of the year! Well...every four years. She's a leap year baby and she expects presents from EVERYONE!! hehehehe.

Hey at least it's not a non-leap year birthday where she gets to have two days be her birthday. Nazar will agree, that 28+1=29!
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Post by Elizabeth Defoe on Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:01 am

Gabrielle wrote:It's Gabrielle's birthday!! WOO!!!

If she's a leap year baby, then today is not her birthday. Razz

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Re: Gabrielle's Birthday

Post by Gabrielle on Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:10 am

Yeah I didn't want to forget to post this piece of information. And hey, she's used to celebrating her birthday on the 28th so it's totally legit! It's habit, yo!

But that is one TINY calendar or that dude is a GIANT.
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Re: Gabrielle's Birthday

Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:47 am

MIO gifts her with the ability to continue to draw life and to not adorn the tree of woe.
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Post by Silver Howl on Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:03 am

Oh snap! *laughs*
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Post by Elizabeth Defoe on Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:08 am

^^ THIS!!!! XD But he could decorate with entrails for her birthday!
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Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 am

Number 10
She is self-centered
To a bitch, the only person in the world of any importance is herself. Others are merely warm bodies who get in the way of her selfish pursuits. She is the only person affected by a tragedy. The only feelings worth considering are hers. A bitch is so obsessed with herself that she would rather get a manicure than visit your father in the hospital.

No one should have to tolerate this kind of superiority complex -- especially a good man, who tends to be the preferred victim of the bitch.

Number 9
She criticizes everything about you
Shaming is a common tactic women use to control their men. The bitch takes this to the extreme. By making you feel inadequate in every domain, she hopes to make you lose your self-confidence, then rely on her to do things "right." Nothing is good enough for her, and you are the only one, aside from her bitch friends, who actually listens. So she nags about everything you say and do.

Number 8
She's cold-hearted
A bitch is typically amoral, adhering minimally to the ethical codes of society while transgressing those that are inconvenient to her. She dismisses civility for her own gains. She's manipulative and scheming, always looking for underhanded ways of taking advantage of people or even hurting them. And as proof that she lacks a woman's gentle soul, she never cries or shows soft emotion.

Number 7
She expects to be treated like a queen
A bitch is usually a spoiled brat who simply refuses to grow up. She was pampered and adored as a child, and typically given anything she asked for. As an adult, she still thinks she is entitled to everything. She consistently expects car rides, gifts and attention from you. She makes constant demands of people, and never listens to their requests. There is no fixing such a person; it's programmed into her. Only by being denied several times will she begin to get a clue.

Number 6
She slights you in bed
You want to know just how heartless such a woman can be? Not only does she not appreciate all the effort you put into pleasing her sexually, she also has the gall to ridicule you. But she'll pick the oddest times to do so, such as during an unrelated argument or just randomly in passing. This could be a cruel comment about your size, stamina or technique. More grating still is the fact that she would go crazy if you were to reciprocate the slur.

If she treats people like trash, bosses you around and embarrasses you in public, you know what you have to do...

Number 5
She treats people like trash
As someone who believes luxury treatment is owed to her, a bitch has no respect for those who do things for her. She's rude to people who work in the service industry, such as waiters and clerks, seeing them not as human beings, but as robots who exist solely to serve her. She talks at them -- not to them.

She has no compassion for people in need, such as the poor or the sick. "It's their own fault," she'll tell herself and others. More sickening still, she's mean to children, as they are a nuisance and can't do anything for her. And since her existence dwells on envy, she constantly badmouths other women over trivial things, such as their earrings or the way they speak.

Number 4
She never pays
As she thinks that it is the duty of others to provide for her, the bitch is a tightwad. On dates she always selects expensive restaurants and orders the priciest dish and drink, but never offers to pay. She won't pitch in for gas on trips or for food at a get-together. She buys crappy gifts for others, when she can be bothered, usually expecting you to pay for them. And if you mention any of these things, she'll accuse you of being cheap!

Number 3
She bosses you around
A bitch's massive superiority complex makes her think people are born to be her servants, especially her boyfriend. As someone who spends a lot of his time with her, she uses you to do all the menial tasks that she doesn't want to. Sometimes she'll even boss you around for the power trip -- just because she can.

Number 2
She embarrasses you in public
A bitch cares nothing about the feelings of others, not even those of the hapless sap she may be dating. In fact, she uses her man as a punching bag. Sometimes she even berates him in front of his friends, or even hers. She does this either as a power trip, to show others she can, or simply to beat a man's self-worth down to her own level -- after all, misery loves company.

Number 1
She flirts with other men
This is the most intolerable trait of a bitch, which many men sadly tolerate. She'll tease and allure other men right in front of you, never once considering how you may feel about it. There are no bounds to her search for attention and admiration. And to top it off, she'll wheedle whatever feelings of jealousy she can from you by comparing you to other men.

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating_top_ten_60/86_dating_list.html
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Post by Kate Stein on Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:41 pm

That list is why I avoid most other girls. They are a total nightmare.
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Re: Gabrielle's Birthday

Post by Gabrielle on Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:35 pm

All but number seven are true about Gabrielle lol!

It's not other girls treating me that way that makes me avoid them, it's that they do those things at all!
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Post by Elizabeth Defoe on Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:35 pm

Totally agree with Kasey!
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Post by ST Laura on Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:26 pm

Gabrielle wrote:All but number seven are true about Gabrielle lol!

It's not other girls treating me that way that makes me avoid them, it's that they do those things at all!

I call bullshit. Lol Gabrielle would flip and/or start plotting if she received something cheap or common.

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Re: Gabrielle's Birthday

Post by Gabrielle on Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:29 pm

Well sure, if they gave her like toilet seat covers or something. But anything that someone takes tone to buy her or make for her (that isn't summer camp crap) she'll beer very appreciative of.
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Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:39 pm

Freudian slip. Gabrielle wants beer for her birthday.
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Post by Virgil Vikos on Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:19 pm

^That.

Also, I'm almost certain there is no gift a Shadow Lord could give her that she wouldn't act disgusted to receive.
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Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:46 pm

She'd take diamonds. It's every girls weakness.
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Post by Virgil Vikos on Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:55 pm

How about a pearl necklace? Oh!
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Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:04 pm

Make it rain Virgil. Make it rain!
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Re: Gabrielle's Birthday

Post by Gabrielle on Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:34 pm

And liquor. Gabrielle will totally take alcohol lol
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Post by Virgil Vikos on Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:51 pm

Ya see, it works on two levels, cause Julia didn't know pearl necklace was a sexual act. It's double funny.
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Post by Audra Radvilyte on Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:55 pm

And diamonds are not every girl's weakness - some girls would be very unhappy to receive diamonds Razz
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Post by Elizabeth Defoe on Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:19 pm

^This is true! Get me a good Larimar piece and my heart will melt... That stone steals souls...
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Post by Makes-Insides-Outside on Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:29 pm

Sure....

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Post by Elizabeth Defoe on Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:49 pm

It's true! Not every girl wants diamonds. Razz Plus Larimar is more rare than diamonds, yet quite a bit cheaper! Very Happy

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Post by Audra Radvilyte on Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:51 pm

I really object to diamonds and my husband knows better than to get them for me. The only diamond we own is a small one that was inherited from my husband's great-aunt and given to my daughter.

I prefer lab created stones. Smile I think the need to have spent a shitton of money on sparkley things is silly.
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Post by Silver Howl on Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:10 pm

Alexandrite, opal, moonstone and rose quartz. My engagement ring is Alexandrite. I said screw diamonds. Every chick wears diamonds. I gotta be different.
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