Undeniable Truth

There are enemies in FF 7 called....*drum roll*

Evil Heads. Singular Evil Head.

I died laughing. Then posed a question to myself....

Is it possible for head to be evil? I have no answer definitive yet.

Yes, I had my immature moment for the day.

The simple answer yes.

Let me tell you about my ex-girlfriend...

Or I could tell you about my ex-boyfriend. He's definitely on my archnemesis list!

Did he bite.. Cause that's what made it evil!

Okay, I don't even have the same equipment, and that was painful. The fuck? I know no one ever gets to the Tootsie Roll center of the Tootsie Pop, but seriously. I never knew it had to be stated that you don't bite there. Panda, I hope she's in an institution. Trying the Lorena Bobbitt with teeth should put a woman away.

Nope, he hit. :p

You...mean he...?

Not that kind of hitting. :p

Sorry. Had to do it. Yeah, those kind of guys make me want to believe in an afterlife, just so there's somewhere where they can go and have unspeakable things done to them till the end of time. Instead, vagina joke!

I'm sure he'll get repaid during his lifetime as well as the next in some form or another. It was definitely a learning experience!

... this is provoking my inner Black Fury. So instead, I'll simply comment that it's not so bad to bite down there if it's not biting hard. Chomping, gnawing and masticating (heehee) are unacceptable.

^ This. Laura and I are on the same page. And teeth are not a bad thing, but they're like perfume. Light and little goes a LONG way.

^THIS!!! XD

teeth... oh god. mental flashback to thay horrid movie

As tacky of a movie it was....it was pretty terrifying to think about...

THIS!!!!! XD

What movie?

According to my gay friend Cookie, it is a documentary about why some dudes love cock.

the chick has teeth inside her nethers. she bites off peoples junk with it

Isn't that what I said?

VAGINA DENTATA!

Anya, quit smutting up the boards!

Tyler Sprague wrote:VAGINA DENTATA!

*sings* It means a big worry on your big throbbing vein....makes it hard to pee...when you're bit by p***y...VAGINA DENTATA!!!

All the things I never needed to know, I learned from LARP.


I both loathe and adore every single one of you. But, you make my inebriated brain hurt. And my normal one runs from you all.