Warder Copypasta

I troll the ever living eff out of these boards so its likely that i'll respond in character to just about every howl in game or on the boards before one of the guardians do it. ((Unless i'm at Pennsic or something))

So to simplify things I'm going to post the Warder's entry procedure. If something is unusual about your character please inform the storytellers so they can make sure I lose the proper renown and get made fun of at the moot again.

Thanks! '(@___@)'

"I am (INSERT INFORMATION IN FORUM POST FOOTER HERE) I am going to check you for any evidence of taint, so that our caern will not be violated, willfully or by accident." ((Sense the Unnatural)) ((Awareness))

If you check out just fine: "Welcome (INSERT YOUR NAME HERE WITH PROPER HONORIFICS) after I perform the rite of cleansing you are free to enter the bawn of Gaia's Gateways." ((Rite of Cleansing))

If you do not: "I may not permit you to enter at this time. Please stand here and remain calm while I summon for assistance."

END COPY PASTA

By the way-

I enjoy rp'ing MIO saying his special hello's on the forum. The purpose of the copypasta is for expediency and to establish precedent in regards to standard operating procedure for entry.

If I show up before Lizzy, feel free to chat the big grumpy ass up if it suits your character to do so. Or not! But its no bother for me to show up and make the clearing procedure a proper board scene. I troll the forums several times a day just in case someone shows up. Yes I know I have a problem.. >_>

Thanks!

'(@____@)'

I'll make sure to speak at length with him when I bring Remy in.

"What a spirit is slightly out of place." Sundancer troll troll troll troll

I suddenly want to roll my Fitzmosely right up to the bawn's edge.

Brain Aneurism.

XD