My research report

Disclaimer: This is what happens when I have NOTHING (including homework!) to do in a day.

*best impersonation of a small child giving an oral report*

This is an armadillo lizard. It looks like a dragon. Also it is biting its tail like the Ouroboros. Ouroboros is a mythical creature. Also the Wyrm eats itself. That means it is of the Wyrm. This is what the Wyrm looks like. If I found an armadillo lizard I would punch him in the head then kick him like a soccer ball. That is what you do to the Wyrm. The Litany says so. Regular armadillos are mammals. Their name means 'little armored one'. Armadillo lizards are reptiles so there name means 'little armored one lizard'. Armadillo lizards live in deserts and in South Africa. South Africa is very far from America where regular armadillos live. Regular armadillos also live in deserts, but in America. Armadillo lizards and regular armadillos eat the same things. They also have the same defense mechanism.

Anselm Walker wrote:If I found an armadillo lizard I would punch him in the head then kick him like a soccer ball. That is what you do to the Wyrm. The Litany says so.

South, you crack me up.

I want one!

Anselm Walker wrote:Disclaimer: This is what happens when I have NOTHING (including homework!) to do in a day.

*best impersonation of a small child giving an oral report*

This is an armadillo lizard. It looks like a dragon. Also it is biting its tail like the Ouroboros. Ouroboros is a mythical creature. Also the Wyrm eats itself. That means it is of the Wyrm. This is what the Wyrm looks like. If I found an armadillo lizard I would punch him in the head then kick him like a soccer ball. That is what you do to the Wyrm. The Litany says so. Regular armadillos are mammals. Their name means 'little armored one'. Armadillo lizards are reptiles so there name means 'little armored one lizard'. Armadillo lizards live in deserts and in South Africa. South Africa is very far from America where regular armadillos live. Regular armadillos also live in deserts, but in America. Armadillo lizards and regular armadillos eat the same things. They also have the same defense mechanism.

I hope you meant a small homid child, because if a little normal kid came up and started spouting out about Wyrms, and the Litany telling you to punch Wyrms in the head, I would definitely be a little freaked out to the point of believing that whatever is in True Blood and White Wolf is all true in our world...